Coots Sexy Bobbing

Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Stands 6" tall. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. From the Coots collection. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Coots bobbin' figurine reads Still A Sexy Beast! Made of solid resin. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings.

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