Coots Exotica Bobbing

Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Reads "I'd retire but who'd replace me?" This old coot wears a bow tie and has bills stuffed into his g-string. Measures 6.75" tall. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Made of resin. From the Coots collection. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Coots bobble head figurine titled Coot Exotica.

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