Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Made of resin. Measures 6.5" tall. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. From the Coots collection. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Old Fart. Says "He's not just an Old Fart -- he passes new ones all the time" on the base. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers.

Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine is titled Play Everyday. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls Senior Moments. From the Coots

These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Biddys, also