Coots Royal Pain Bobble Head

The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. This old Coot wears his Shriners fez and rides around in his little red cart. Says "Retired but still works on being a royal pain in the ass" on the base. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Royal Pain. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Measures 6.25" tall. From the Coots collection. Made of resin.

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