Coots Viagra

Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Made of resin. Coots figurine titled Viagra. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. From the Coots collection. Measures 6" tall. Says "He takes Viagra but only so he won't pee on his shoes" on the base. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot.

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