Coots Old Golfer Bobble Head

Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Measures 7.5" tall. Reads "He's convinced that age is mind over matter. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. If you don't mind it doesn't matter" on the base. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Old Golfer. From the Coots collection. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Made of resin. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers.

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