Coots Policeman

Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. From the Coots collection. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Made of solid resin. Coots figurine is titled Policeman. Stands 6.5" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Reads "What retirement! He's forever, On the Job" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot.

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