Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine

Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Coots golfer bobble figurine titled Sleeping Golfer. From the Coots collection. Measures 6.5" tall. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Made of resin. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Reads "Still a Force on the Course." on the base. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head.

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