Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Holds a 4x6 photo. Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Made of solid resin. From the Coots collection. Reads "Born to lose... hair, teeth, memory". The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings.

Biddys, also known as Little Old Biddys, are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Made of resin. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the

Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Measures 6.5 tall. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. The truth