Coots Play Everyday Perpetual Calendar

Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine is titled Play Everyday. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Reads "If he had it his way, he'd play everyday" on the base. Stands 6.5" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Made of solid resin. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". From the Coots collection.

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