Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher

Measures 19.5" high overall. Made of wood. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. From the Coots collection. This item is oversized and can only be shipped Ground.. Reads "Still got the itch" on the base. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Coots back scratcher is titled The Itch. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments".

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