Coots Overrated Bobble Figurine

The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Measures 6.5" tall. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Overrated. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. From the Coots collection. Made of resin. Reads "He thinks maturity is overrated" on the base. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers.

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