Coots Super Fart Figurine

Coots figurine is titled Super Fart. Made of solid resin. Reads "Super Fart! He's got gas and he knows how to use it" on the base. From the Coots collection. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Stands 6.5" tall. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral..

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