Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine

Coots and Biddy figurine titled Classic Couple. Made of resin. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Measures 6.25" tall. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. From the Coots and Biddys collection. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Reads "Still the classic couple." Features a Coot and Biddy together with a pitchfork. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash.

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