Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers
Features a Coot and Biddy together as a salt and pepper shaker. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Reads "We want our Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin' now" on the base. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers. From the Coots and Biddys collection. Made of resin. Measures 5" tall. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy.
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