Coots Sexy 50

Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Coots figurine is titled Sexy 50. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. From the Coots collection. Stands 5.25" tall. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Made of solid resin. Reads "and still a Sexy Beast" on the base. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head.

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