Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder

Reads "Can't remember where he left his glasses" on the base. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder. Made of solid resin. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Stands 4.5" tall. Accommodates most average sized glasses or sunglasses. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. From the Coots collection.

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