Coots Buddha Belly Figurine

A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Stands 6.75" tall. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Reads "Still has the body of a god...Buddha" on the base. Coots figurine is titled Buddha Belly. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. From the Coots collection. Made of solid resin.

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