Made of resin. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Coots bobble head figurine titled Potty. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. From the Coots collection. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Reads "Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures." Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Measures 6.25" tall.

Stands 5 tall. Features a Coot with a fork and knife in hand and reads It must be time for a Senior Special somewhere. A perfect gift for that

From the Coots collection. Measures 6 tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his