Coots Born to Lose Bobbing

Coots bobble figurine titled Born to Lose. Measures 5.5" high. The motorcycle bobs on a spring. etc." This old Coot rides a motorcycle kiddie ride. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Made of solid resin. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Reads "Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. From the Coots collection.

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