Coots Stays in Shape

Made of resin. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. From the Coots collection. Says "Stays in shape for the babes" on the base. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Coots figurine titled Stays in Shape. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Measures 6" tall. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot.

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