Coots Fireman

Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.75" tall. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Coots figurine is titled Fireman. From the Coots collection. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Reads "Old Firefighters never die! (Their hose just shrivels a bit)" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings.

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