The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. From the Coots collection. Made of resin. Reads "Still the Sexy Couple." Features a Coot and Biddy in matching leopard bathing suits. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Measures 5.5" tall. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Coots bobble head figurine titled Sexy Couple.

Each comes in a colorful illustrated box From the Biddys collection. Measures 4.5 tall. Biddy figurine titled 60 Still Sexy. Makes a perfect gift

These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Reads