Coots Cool Grandpa Figurine

Stands 6.25" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. Made of solid resin. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Cool Grandpa. Reads "World's Coolest Grandpa!" on the base. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash.

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