Coots In His 50's Figurine

Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Made of ceramic. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Reads "In his 50’s and still a hottie!" on the base. Coots figurine is titled In His 50’s. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. From the Coots collection. Stands 5.25" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings.

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