Coots In His 70's Figurine

Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Reads "In his 70’s and still sexy!" on the base. Made of ceramic. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Stands 5" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Coots figurine is titled In His 70’s. From the Coots collection.

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