Coots On the Road Figurine
Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Stands 4.25" tall.The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. Reads "Still on the go… and often" on the base. Coots motorcycle figurine is titled On The Road. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. From the Coots collection. Made of solid resin. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral..
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