Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. From the Coots collection. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. The globe itself measures 1 3/4" (45mm). Reads "Still an American Idol!" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Coots mini waterglobe titled Coot Idol. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. Made of solid resin.

Features two Biddy friends having some wine. Biddy figurine titled Whining with Friends. Says A little whining with friends is a good thing on

Coots golfer bobble figurine titled Sleeping Golfer. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities,