Coots High Pants Bobble Figurine

Coots bobblehead figurine titled High Pants. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. From the Coots collection. Measures 6.5" tall. Reads "The higher the pants, the closer to heaven" on the base. Made of resin.

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